Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring, including Verna's drunk spouse.
So they girls got together and made up a plan,
How to take him off the "Naughty List" with a fryin' pan.
They elected Granny cause' she's got the swing,
She was 3rd place winner in the pie pan fling!
So she snuck down the stairs in her gown and cap,
Hoping he was sleeping with a long nice nap.
He never knew what hit him, but he won't be missed,
She knew Santa would love to take him off his Naughty list!!